Wrestlers Wimp Out Of Fun Flag Desecration
Posted Oct 28, 2008 | In Media | Send feedback »
Remember, last Friday? A couple of weird American wrestlers came on Panama TV and stamped on our stupid flag and Bananamanians were sooooo angry! Our baby-presi and ministers and even Bala-bina came on TV to declare the state of emergency and vouch that these terrorists would be prosecuted and thrown in jail forever while thousands of people were begging for aid as floods drowned their homes. Bananama priorities!
But guess what? While we were getting ready to move supplies to the poky and decorate the wrestlers with a Bananama Purple Heart or something, they sneaked out of the country and now even apologized! Press release just in:
(...)we both want to make a formal apology to the wonderful people of The Republic of Panama and to the promoters of Revolution Xtreme Wrestling for all of the trouble this has caused them. The fact is that we love the people of Panama and we have been treated like family by so many great people there and want nothing more than to make things right and be able to return to perform for our many fans there and to see again our extended family members at Revolution Xtreme Wrestling.
Cowards! Wimps! We don't want to see you here again, ever.
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