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War on Radio Terrorism
By The Boss on Mar 24, 2008 | In Politics, Media, Expat | 2 feedbacks »

We have done what we could here at Bananama Republic, but our efforts to improve the "Weekly News with Sandra Snyder" radio broad- and podcast through constructive criticism have been in vain. We tried but failed miserably. So, today there's no other way left open to us than to declare full war against this evil radio terrorism. Nothing but an unconditional surrender will do.
Why, you ask? Let us explain you why:
First of all, because she looks like a China-made pirated copy of Maggie Thatcher. Just look at the picture; that weaselly smile, these liver spotted arms, that superior conservative expression on her otherwise clean-shaven face. Her handbag can't have been far away when this pic was taken. The only difference is the voice; Thatcher had this deep roaring sound that scared away any opposition she'd encounter while Sandra Snyder - let's just say that if you could turn crackled paint into audio the result would be what Snyder reads on the air every Sunday night.
