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Quintessentially bullshit

Posted Mar 28, 2008 | In Expat, Business | 7 feedbacks »

Blah blah! There's a buzz in the air around Panama... yada yada... downtown glamour... booming economy.... puke, Sandra Snyder... glittering skyscrapers... money laundering haven ...a natural candidate and the next best market for the outstanding service, insider knowledge and exclusive access that Quintessentially can provide. Quintessentially Panama will launch with a tropical party – the first of its kind – in early 2008.

The party was yesterday, sponsored by the McTrump condo flippers club. Quintessentially is a sort of Club Union for foreign yuppies and snobs with too much money and not enough brains to know what to do with it.

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