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Torrijos (F)lying Circus
By The Boss on May 31, 2008 | In Politics | Send feedback »
Of course our beloved government is handling the crash of the helicopter professionally and quickly went into full spin and lying mode.
The chopper, a present from human rights champion Jimmy Carter to dictator and murderer Omar Torrijos, was in perfect condition, says Minister Daniel Delgado Diamante, a former Noriega crony. That is why, we must understand, it crashed. Because it was perfect.
And that spare parts were urgently needed to keep the motorized tea pot flying is not true, says President Martin Torrijos, even though evidence to the contrary is still available on the web. All that was on order, says the baby-president, was an ashtray for the co-pilot. Ash tray? Smoking pilots? Maybe this was to keep the museum piece original, as Omar liked to fly while smoking a cigar and pretending to be on the A-Team?
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