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Secret Sect in Volcan Helps Women for a Fee
By The Boss on Mar 6, 2008 | In Expat | 1 feedback »
Are you an abused Washington lobbyist whore? A retired very old, saggy, ugly and stupid woman who has just been left by your husband for a 20 year old Colombian girl with artificial breasts? Drinking problems? Gang raped by real estate brokers? You fear God for any other terrible reason?
Dispaireth not! Help is on the way!
Come to Chiriqui, shell out at least $115 from the money your husband hasn't spent on that Colombian chick and let us climb that volcano together. Now YOU can let go of deadly emotions, from woundings of the past & present. None other than the great and universally known Walter Mercado Marla McIver (Ennia alert!) has arrived to "heal the soul of a woman" no less. No, it's not some shady home based income opportunity. "She has a dynamic personal testimony about the healing and restoration power of God and understands the meaning of "Spiritual Warfare", the email we received writes. Warfare! Evil spirits!
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE OF THE CHRISTIAN FAITH" to gain powerful insights, personal strength and emotional healing", it continues. Now that's a relief indeed: we can also pay her if we don't believe in an old man with a white beard who lives on a cloud.
We highly recommend this seminar to anyone. After all, it has saved already one life: "I was dying in my spirit and emotions. Now I'm in the healing process, being made alive", says one Marlene Andrade, Realtor.
APRIL 11 & 12 - VOLCAN, DOS RIOS HOTEL
CONTACT INFO: Phones: 6576-7066 & 6452-4016 Email: panaspirit@yahoo.com
All inclusive packages start at $115. if rsvp received by April 4, 2008
INSTANT UPDATE: If the warfare against the spirits doesn't work but you're in Volcan anyway, please remember that you can get your vaginal hormone cream right around the corner. Approved by a dead doctor!
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