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Tags: prd forever

Mr. Can-do

By The Boss on Mar 4, 2008 | In Politics | Send feedback »

Torrijos speaks as terrorist looks on

In case you didn't know: Our president, the PRD puppet Martin Torrijos, is a genius. He was elected for five years, but he will solve ALL our problems in just one single year. Imagine that!

Last Friday, Torrijos gave a sort of a State of the Union speech at the National Assembly. His PRD backers, the tax-free car dealing legislators, clapped their hands at every sentence he spoke, and with reason. Over the last four years, the PRD government has stolen made enough money so they can now do something for the other Panamanians. Our savior has arrived:

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Tags: can-do, genius, prd forever, problem solver, torrijos

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