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Wanker Strikes Again
By The Boss on Mar 9, 2008 | In Expat | 1 feedback »
Look at me being a tough guy. I am unbeatable. I am invincible. I am God. I have an oversized ego to compensate for my small dick. I am pathetic and that's why I act as if I am someone important. What I say must happen. I have the exclusive right to determine what is true and what not. I think I am a journalist. I fuck up every time I write something so I keep writing more. And what I don't write I steal. Stealing is okay as long as it's me doing the stealing. My competitors are unworthy of me and should therefore be jailed. I am a megalomaniac. I have control issues unless I control everything. I am a stupid gringo who acts tough. I think we still own this country. I have sex with my stun gun. I like to take pictures of the small children of my enemies and share them with my friends. I bully to avoid being bullied. I love criminals and help them any way I can. I can't deal with criticism. I think it should be punishable by law to say anything about me I don't agree with. I am a superstar. I am so full of shit that I make a septic tank look like a swimming pool. I am, in short, Donnie the Wanker!
