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American Poisoning Plot Thwarted
By The Boss on Mar 8, 2008 | In Business | Send feedback »
Panama's health authorities are investigating yet another attempt to poison innocent Panamanians. This time it's not cough syrup but pancakes that would carry enough bacteriological weapons to kill us all.
Luckily, our rulers got wind of the devilish conspiracy and are now raiding supermarkets to get the Aunt Jemima weapons of mass destruction off the shelves. Who's behind it? We can only guess, but our bets are on McCain who sees no other way to get rid of his Panamanian lobbyist whoring past.
