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The Endless Joys of Poverty and Corruption
By The Boss on Mar 18, 2008 | In Politics | Send feedback »
Does it happen to you, dear reader, that you look into a subject and then all of a sudden it seems to be everywhere? Well that's what is happening to us in the Bananama Republic newsroom ever since Robert Baker of AMCHAM explained how great poverty really is and we found proof in pictures of poor children's happy feet.
But these children still go to school. The epitome of poverty and corruption-related happiness is of course: No schools at all! And guess what? Our great leaders have accomplished just that for thousands of students by leaving glass fiber all over the place and by letting buildings decay to such a state that attending classes there would be akin to taking a bus on Via Transistmica. How did they do this? They simply stole all the money or spend it on useless drug war projects. Happiness isn't difficult; if only those negative people would just see that.
