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By The Boss on Mar 4, 2008 | In Politics | Send feedback »
Torrijos speaks as terrorist looks on
In case you didn't know: Our president, the PRD puppet Martin Torrijos, is a genius. He was elected for five years, but he will solve ALL our problems in just one single year. Imagine that!
Last Friday, Torrijos gave a sort of a State of the Union speech at the National Assembly. His PRD backers, the tax-free car dealing legislators, clapped their hands at every sentence he spoke, and with reason. Over the last four years, the PRD government has stolen made enough money so they can now do something for the other Panamanians. Our savior has arrived: Torrijos will solve crime by hiring even more policemen AND he will solve the problems in the prison system by building more cell blocks AND he will also build a juvenile detention facility AND he will create an Air Force AND a Border Protection Force to keep us safe AND he will pay more to teachers who work in remote areas AND he will reduce taxes AND he will do something he hasn't really worked out yet to increase agricultural production AND he will eradicate poverty! In one year! Where do we sign this guy up?
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