Davis with a fish appropriately
called "Red Snapper"...

Famous expat hangout Panama Current Events World, an online salon dedicated to literature and world events, is engulfed with sadness as one of its most esteemed members, Ron Davis a/k/a "Rony the Shetland Pony" departed today - for greener pastures, we hope. Davis, the founder of the successful "Fish Sex for Dummies" books and DVD series but otherwise a sensitive man, felt that his noted loose writing style no longer could compete with that of the big names who inhabit the membership list of what has quickly become one of the most distinguished virtual art communities of the Central American isthmus.

Long time members confessed to Bananama Republic that they felt sad about Davis' exit, and fondly remember the thoughtful essays he used to write, starting -and ending - for example with:"Whoeeee - wanna' fuck, fuckface???? Nahhh, you're too ugly, MM. [See what I mean, Randji?] Spank, spank. Ron Davis"

Alas, despite growing a pony tail, Davis lost track himself of what he meant, insiders claim. Things, like in an old film noir, rapidly started to slide downhill towards the inevitable sad conclusion as Rony the Shetland Pony sought to fit the empty molds of Donnie Wanker (who left to start a trash talk forum for retirees) and C. Lowell Jerkins (who canceled his membership when the group obtained its coveted 18+ only status), but could not live up to expectations others had.

"As Robert Raymer once said in another location re some of the more toxic members on this Board - who in his right mind wants to listen to an unending stream of "unsupported diatribes"? Robert was right on target with his comment", a reflective Davis, having just reread his own posts of the last four days, wrote, and continued: "Sheeet, I'm afraid. Reallllly afraid . . . of a Drooling Ape."

Things went fast from there, and Ron started wildly kicking in all directions, slinging mud at insurance brokers who aren't even members: "His business partner - the one you said you had 'spoken to' - openly lied about something I wrote on this forum, and when I confronted him with his lie [as did you] he didn't have the balls to apologize. What a guy!"(emphasis added).

Meanwhile, life slowly returns to normal aboard Panama Current Events World. One member, Alexander Vallin of Laguna, CA, claims he saw it coming: "I had an intuition from the very beginning that there is more to the man who is trying to create an impression of oppenness about himself than he wants us to believe. It became very clear that his oppenness was pretty superficial and a defense mechanism. He thinks he is smart. It was funny to hear him respond on a few occasions: you don't know anything about me. Well, the picture is becomming clearer and clearer by the day."