Hugo Torrijos! Corrupto! Hugo Torrijos! Corrupto! Hugo Torrijos! Corrupto!

By The Boss on Jun 26, 2008 | In Politics, Media, Business | 2 feedbacks »


Hugo Torrijos

What to do when a retarded member of Panama's royal presidential family, the blood thirsty and utterly corrupt Torrijos dynasty, is caught in yet another corruption and nepotism scandal while running the campaign of candidate Balabina Herrera?

Easy.

You get some banana judge to prohibit even mentioning the corrupt cousin. You outlaw publishing his picture anywhere. Remember, in Bananama there is ALWAYS some crazy judge or crazy prosecutor or crazy politician who thinks approving of such wacky shit is in the interest of his wallet the country. Oligarch media always have unfounded complaints about Venezuela, but here in Bananama is where it really happens, where you can find genuine third world backwardness practiced with unprecedented enthusiasm by high-ranking officials - who should, we think, start wearing these funny military operetta uniforms again.

Of course we're not in the business of letting ourselves dictate by kangaroo courts what or whom we can talk about here at Bananama Republic, and less so if orders come from mental patients a judge like Víctor René García. Hugo Torrijos! Corrupto! Hugo Torrijos! Corrupto!

Tags: balabina, corrupto, hugo torrijos, kangaroo courts, martin, mental retards, nepotism, pecc, tercermundistas
Comment from: John Doe [Visitor]
bullshit political journalist...this was a judge action that the plaintiff Hugo Torrijos can do against the defendant, that is one company called Panama Pilots, the defendants Cannot put more paid adverstisment against Hugo Torrijos. Its not the entire press as you are saying in this report...please do your work in a more efficient way
07/17/08 @ 17:17
Comment from: Banana bender [Visitor]
Yeah, that's the spin they put on it afterward. But not what the document says.
07/17/08 @ 17:25

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