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Tags: fucked up priorities

Fight Against Crime: Extremely Dangerous Sex Porn Webcam Hookers Gang Dismantled

By The Boss on Mar 20, 2008 | In Politics | Send feedback »

Phew! Panama narrowly escaped death, looting and disaster thanks to the police, the government's fight against organized crime and the corregidora (a sort of wannabe second-rate fake judge) of Calidonia. Together they busted seven women in an internet cafe who were EXTREMELY dangerous because they were doing webcam sex. The women - from Nicaragua, Costa Rica and Panama - have all been fined as well as the North American owner of the place. An international SUPER DANGEROUS crime network conspiracy has been thwarted. Congratulations, Panama!

Oh, just one question. What was it exactly that they did that is illegal?

Tags: daniel delgado diamante, fight against crime, fucked up priorities, torrijos bullshit

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