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Tags: douchebag

Boozing Winner covers Bern, screws up

By The Boss on Mar 5, 2008 | In Media, Business | Send feedback »

So Don Winner, the intrepid reporter of the Panama Guide, goes boozing and schmoozing with business owners and other such folks at the US ambassador's house. Reports on the Herman Bern/Playa Bonita case, gets it all wrong.

I had heard a rumor after the Supreme Court handed down this decision on Kobbe Beach that "Gamboa was next."

No, douchebag, it's not Gamboa, it's the Miramar they'll go after. Think. Listen to the right people. Beachfront, public land so many meters from the high watermark, concessions - starts ringing any bells yet, or still suffering from the cocktail flue?

Tags: don winner, douchebag, herman bern, miramar, playa bonita, screw-up

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