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Gringo Pensionado Looks for Child Porn, Then Says Won't Vote for Black Man
By The Boss on May 9, 2008 | In Expat | Send feedback »

Clyde Jenkins scorns the web for child pron
Yes, it's HIM again. Clyde Jenkins, a North American expatriate last known to be hiding out in the Hospedaje Casco Viejo. Good friend and indispensable aide of Don Winner in his webventures. So, what is it this time?
Well, it turns out that while Winner prefers handicapped fetisjism, Jenkins spends his days scorning the internet for child pron, further confirming suspicions by many in Casco Viejo and elsewhere as to his depraved sexual preferences. In his own words: "... for two or three days everyone on the Panama Forum was saying this group was a pedaphile group ...". And as soon as he heard that he immediately signed up under an alias: "Well, when I came to see I was warned this was a pron group for only adults (...) I verified my age (...)".
He is talking about PanamaCEW, a Yahoo chat group about Panama. Nothing to do with child pron.
Disappointed, Jenkins then switched to another one of his traits: blatant racism. "And because I think my country isn't ready for a negroe president just makes me like millions of others who think the same way. (...) I don't want my country represented by a muslim black man. That is not the face of America the brave".
And: "As a white, working class man (now retired) I could not vote for a black person at this time".
And so on. Parents would be well advised to keep their children away from this pervert and blacks, well, we'd say go for it.
Don Winner Now Into Porn With Mentally Handicapped
By The Boss on May 7, 2008 | In Politics | Send feedback »

A clear female case of mental problems walks half naked down the street in El Cangrejo. What do you do if you're Panama's sleaziest wannabe reporter with an IQ of two digits and moral standards somewhere way below the levels of La Critica? No, you don't offer to help, or try to do something; you take out your video camera and shoot some softcore fetisj porn featuring the mentally ill!
Then, you judge this shaky footage - tip: wanking and filming doesn't go very well together - newsworthy and post it on your website to generate traffic from other perverts getting off on naked mental patients shitting in front of a hotel.
All that just goes to prove of course that, where it comes to suffering from mental disorders, the drooling Don Winner is fierce competition for the poor derailed woman he abused.
No, we're not going to post the video here. We're not into that sort of thing. If you really want to see it you figure it out yourself.
Pull Another Bleasdale on the Freeman?
By The Boss on Mar 30, 2008 | In Politics, Expat, Business | 1 feedback »

Scam O'Rama Muppets:
Don Winner a/k/a Donnie Wanker (left)
and Marc Boswell a/k/a Rex Freeman (right)
Oh, and in the background: All Clinton's
work, according to Freeman/Boswell
Time for some good old fashioned wild west fun. Remember Ian Calvert Bleasdale? No? Child sex rapist on the run. Turned up as sales director of mega noni swindle in Panama which Don Winner of course defended. Story here. Also wanted for fraud in Costa Rica and that's what did him in. A couple of his victims just a sort of nabbed him in Panama and handed him over to the police and he was swiftly thrown over the border into the Costa Rican slammer, where he belonged. The end? No. Well, for him, yes, but now we have a similar case. Scam artist on the lam. Buys residency despite criminal convictions. Trouble in Costa Rica where he continued to scam before moving to a welcoming Panama. Becomes Don Winner's drinking buddy and financial columnist. Well, not for long, sucker! Because there is an Arrest Warrant! Panama doesn't want to enforce its laws? No problemo! It's only a matter of time before his victims hunt him down and throw him in a van headed for Costa Rica. Yes we can! Bye, Rex! We would appreciate a tip though when it goes down, for the pics. Oh, and Don Winner? We think that one more case like this and he's toast too. You can't just run a full-fledged pimp-a-scam and expect there won't be repercussions. Bye, Don!
Quintessentially bullshit
By The Boss on Mar 28, 2008 | In Expat, Business | 3 feedbacks »

Blah blah! There's a buzz in the air around Panama... yada yada... downtown glamour... booming economy.... puke, Sandra Snyder... glittering skyscrapers... money laundering haven ...a natural candidate and the next best market for the outstanding service, insider knowledge and exclusive access that Quintessentially can provide. Quintessentially Panama will launch with a tropical party – the first of its kind – in early 2008.
The party was yesterday, sponsored by the McTrump condo flippers club. Quintessentially is a sort of Club Union for foreign yuppies and snobs with too much money and not enough brains to know what to do with it.
Stupid Gringo
By The Boss on Mar 19, 2008 | In Media, Expat, Business | 2 feedbacks »

Don Winner, here sporting the latest
in wanker fashion
Wanker - whom we just found dabbles in some weird safety shit these days - comes out today with a story that he tells in such a complicated fashion that we can't figure it out. Something with diamonds and investments and it's all a scam and it was done by Florida gardening people from Panama.
Where it gets hilarious is where he starts bullying a guy called Ciprian, who owns a Romanian web hosting company, for putting up websites for the scheme:
In talking to Ciprian on the phone be pleaded ignorance to anything illegal that the Spillers might be doing with the websites that he has set up for them. In an reality there is no way he could know what they are doing with the money, how they are handling the books, and if they are breaking the law or not. And that sounded good until I started finding websites in Polish that were pumping Udachu investments. So sorry, Ciprian, I no longer buy the "I don't know anything" story. And the next time I'm in Bacau City I'll look you up.
Oh my God, now he goes to Romania to attack some innocent guy with his stun gun and take pictures of his children!
But the really, totally "dumb gringo" part is this: He implies that because websites were in Polish, Ciprian would have known what the content was. But Polish is a Slavic language while Romanian is a - as the name a sort of implies - Roman language and they have absolutely nothing in common whatsoever. Great investigative work, Wacko Donnie!
Huh? Now What About Those "Predictions"?
By The Boss on Mar 14, 2008 | In Politics, Media | Send feedback »

It's not easy being a mouthpiece for foreign interests in Panama. One day you make a prediction for A, and then it turns out the boss wants prediction B to prevail. That makes for some interesting bending and twisting of course.
Sunday, Don Winner writes:
"My Early Prediction: Balbina Herrera will decide not to run (now) and will step aside to allow Juan Carlos Navarro to run basically without a significant challenger. Failing a major political disaster, he will probably go on to win the Presidency in 2009. I predicted this in (what?) January of 2006 I think it was...
But the foreign interests don't agree. Slap on the wrist. They want Balbina to run and to win. So today, we see the Winner ship starting to turn around:
Balbina Herrera doesn't know what to do. She can't decide if she should take a run for the Presidency or be happy with the Second Prize, the Mayorship of Panama City. I think she'll win in a close election if she goes after the Presidency, but Juan Carlos Navarro will give her a good run for it.
What happened to the "prediction" from 2006, then? Abandoned? How very un-Winner ! Ah! The wonders of Public Diplomacy!
Boozing Winner covers Bern, screws up
By The Boss on Mar 5, 2008 | In Media, Business | Send feedback »

So Don Winner, the intrepid reporter of the Panama Guide, goes boozing and schmoozing with business owners and other such folks at the US ambassador's house. Reports on the Herman Bern/Playa Bonita case, gets it all wrong.
I had heard a rumor after the Supreme Court handed down this decision on Kobbe Beach that "Gamboa was next."
No, douchebag, it's not Gamboa, it's the Miramar they'll go after. Think. Listen to the right people. Beachfront, public land so many meters from the high watermark, concessions - starts ringing any bells yet, or still suffering from the cocktail flue?
Oops!
By The Boss on Feb 23, 2008 | In Expat | Send feedback »

Left: Don Winner Right: Freeman or
Boswell, depends on the day of the week.
Background: Oklahoma, Clinton's work.
Showtime. Turns out that the financial columnist of Don Winner's Panama Guide, Mark Boswell a/k/a "Rex Freeman" is indeed a crook. Of course. Anyone associated with Don Winner is a crook. Is common knowledge. But wait, it's now officially confirmed by the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, uncovered by Eric Jackson of The Panama News. HERE!
Fraud. Impersonation. 18 Months. Felon.
Didn't Winner check that before going on a crusade to defend the guy and enlist him as a financial columnist? Answer: Yes and no....
Where's "Mike from Texas"?
By The Boss on Feb 23, 2008 | In Expat | Send feedback »
Remember La Terraza, that sleazy cockroach and rat infested shithole on Via Veneto? Right, where Colombian working girls and Washington lobbyist whores hang out when they're not being banged by McCain. Well. Mike from Texas, the owner, has left the building, or so we hear, and it's not because his tourist visa expired. Something with legal problems in the US. Something with financial crimes. They say he's now in Venezuela, no doubt looking for donations from Chavez to start a socialist fugitive bar owners union. Neat, huh? And guess who promoted him? Yep, ANOTHER one!
