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Fairness in Education Screw-ups: Police Teargasses School
By The Boss on May 6, 2008 | In Politics | Send feedback »

You can say about Panama's education authorities what you want, but not that they're not fair in distributing the general misery equally among students. Every effort is being made to ensure that the few schools in the interior of our country that are actually open will be closed too, if only temporarily.
Take for example the José María Roy school in David, Chiriqui. Students were enjoying uninterrupted classes for months now - a situation that, given the fact that other schools in the province are still closed because of contamination or decay, could in all fairness not last. So our ever-vigilant police force just teargassed the fuckers! That resulted in lots of sick and vomiting pupils, and the school had to be closed as the poisonous gasses wafted through the hallways. Justice has been done. Equality for all!
Secret Sect in Volcan Helps Women for a Fee
By The Boss on Mar 6, 2008 | In Expat | 1 feedback »

Are you an abused Washington lobbyist whore? A retired very old, saggy, ugly and stupid woman who has just been left by your husband for a 20 year old Colombian girl with artificial breasts? Drinking problems? Gang raped by real estate brokers? You fear God for any other terrible reason?
Dispaireth not! Help is on the way!
Come to Chiriqui, shell out at least $115 from the money your husband hasn't spent on that Colombian chick and let us climb that volcano together. Now YOU can let go of deadly emotions, from woundings of the past & present. None other than the great and universally known Walter Mercado Marla McIver has arrived to "heal the soul of a woman" no less. "She has a dynamic personal testimony about the healing and restoration
power of God and understands the meaning of "Spiritual Warfare", the email we received writes. Warfare! Evil spirits!
