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By The Boss on Mar 19, 2008 | In Expat, Business | 2 feedbacks »

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The fact is that if you have a property under development and it hasn’t started yet, it never will. If it is started, add 2 to 5 years on the delivered date. Hint, Hint, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
Coruption
Being a public figure is the most entreranal position in the country. Every public official has fine tuned his ablilet to figure out how to get paid to either do or not do his job. This is the best gig in the world!
This is a plage here. Need to get a licence plate? If you don’t have an invisible number as the machine doesn’t work, your standing in line wont help. However a $10 to a guy outside will get you one now. Cop stop you for speeding, the going rate is $10. Drunk Driving will cost you a $50. Need a government issued id, in your name or someone else’s even better for telephone or electric contracts will cost you $500. How about a passport, that will run a few thousand dollars, but only after you pay to have all the interviews. Social security, yeap, they lost your paperwork again and the guy behind the counter will gladly put it back in there for a cool $50, or you are in problems. Overstayed your tourist visa? Again, no problem, the guy at the airport will stamp it for you for $50, just bring it to him during working hours. Now lets not even get into land, we can invent titles, change names, etc. And my favorite, have someone you don’t like, there are a dozen such entities ready to go shake him down for a few colas.
My favorite is when I meet an expat and he tells me about his project and tells me that everything is fixed as he has some high ranking political figure on his side. I just shut my eyes and remember the HBO prison show OZ and think I am looking at someone’s bitch. The politician will suck the life out of the guy and the project will never go forward, and then when there is nothing more to suck dry the politician will use his power to get the guy thrown out of the country before he becomes a problem.
However, corruption is not only for the public sector, how about the private sector.
Here are some general rules for you newbie’s: 100% of contracts for service are on a 50% down and 50% when complete basis. However, the super smart here has figured out that just taking the initial 50% in their pocket and not doing anything else is pure profit and deal with the headaches of a multi year court case that will drive you crazy. Oh, now we are on attorneys, they will always figure out a way to fix your problem for you, but it costs. Ever been sued by an employees or etc? Just wait for the call from his attorney and surely you two can arranged, wink, wink, that he convince his client to drop the case. Need to know who they were calling? A crisp $50 at any cell phone office will get the guy behind the counter to print it up for you. Does he have a bank account? Again, another $100 will get you their bank statement. Need a loan from the same bank? It will cost you 10% of the loan to the official, but don’t worry, you have no intention of ever paying it back. Good to have that fake ID. If you meet someone with two first names, don’t ever trust them, there is a reason for that, right REX?
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