Bananamismo
Panama gets ready for Disney season
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After destroying a mural of mermaids from a Panamanian painter, our heroic municipality spends $250k on Disney mermaids for a catholic holiday.
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After destroying a mural of mermaids from a Panamanian painter, our heroic municipality spends $250k on Disney mermaids for a catholic holiday.
If Panama can protect free trade in the Colon Free Trade Zone, and neutrality and free transit through the Panama Canal, why not do the same for Free Speech and a Free Press?
Why the smart money stays away from Panama's crime-ridden financial sector.
Panama is a distant fifth in World Bank report, and on Internations survey ranks even below Europe in cost of living.
Noriega, this time defeated by Rudy Giuliani, should have launched his own video game with Bush as the bad guy.
If Banananazis don't stop complaining about how their dumb anthem is being performed, we will produce a punk version of it in Icelandic and shit on their flag.
The authorities move against Petaquilla and Richard Fifer, while we reveal some inside info about his criminal activities.
Panama's Proteger y Servir outlaws masks in the streets during Halloween because criminals wear masks too, sometimes.
Instead of sending in a James Bond to blow the place to pieces, Panama has chosen to fine the creators of evil GMO fish for not having permits.
After decades of sacrifice and suffering abuse for the public good, Panama's legislators have now come to see that they should take care of themselves with new cars.