[dropcap type="circle" color="#ffffff" background="#e53b2c"]I[/dropcap]n case you haven't noticed: We haven't really been publishing much on these hallowed pages lately. It's not, as some from the psych ward would like you to believe, because we're hiding or on the run, or both. Neither have we abandoned the theme park on the canal also known as "Panama".
No, dear reader, it's just that other duties call. First we were at a festival in Berlin because a radio documentary that this author had produced was nominated for an award.
And right now, yours truly is preparing for a trip to the Middle East to report on the ongoing war in Syria for various media outlets. You will understand that I don't really have the time to write - for free, because you cheap bastards never donate any money - about the latest circus act in the campaign for Panamanian elections of which the outcome is already known: An oligarch candidate will win.
So, as we will be back in January at the earliest, what should you read then, in the meantime?
Well, here's an idea. On the yahoo group "Gringos in David", we found yet another expat-turned-prophet, one Joseph Spickard, who was pumping his own book, "Living in the "End Times". First we thought he was dying. Autobiographical sort of thing. But it's much worse: We are ALL going to die! Soon! Over to crackhead Spickard:
I wish to announce that my new book, Living in the End Times: How End Time Bible Prophecy Affects You! Volume One, is now available to peruse and purchase.
Here is part of the "blurb":
Prophecy is generating more interest than ever before! Freak weather, increasingly severe natural disasters, climate changes, deteriorating moral restraints, a lack of vision by world leaders, and the specter of incessant war have contributed to the public interest in prophecy while such events create added uncertainty to our future.
Yet, the Bible has predicted such interest in End Time Prophecy as "spiritual knowledge" will exponentially increase; just as the Bible has already predicted the increase of "natural knowledge" with its amazing discoveries, new innovations, and modern technologies over the last two centuries.
In this Volume One, the Author has selected fifteen fundamental End Time Bible prophecies out of fifty and more to be fulfilled in our End Time period. Here, you can read about the exhaustive fulfillment of earthquakes; the marked rise of false prophets (many of which are popular figures), false Christs, wars, and more. You can learn about the "perilous" or dangerous, "times" that we live in that the Bible predicts; the rise of Russia, and its subjugation of the nation of Georgia; and the decline and demise of... the United States...as told and implied by Bible Prophecy.
To repeat, the United States is not part of very End Time Prophecy. Its status will radically change and it will be fragmented into different state entities.
You, the reader, are living in the End Times! Yet, you can use this volume as a road map for the future by knowing what is next on God's prophetic time clock. You can have assurance and the conviction of faith in this age when others don't. Do not despair. God is in control. You can face the future with added confidence by knowing the "Signs of the Times."
So, dear readers, good luck saving your asses down there in Panama from the coming end of times while we are safely in the Middle East. See you all next year!