Sausage Law replay

Fist fights, insults, protests and an invisible president: We're right back at the sausage law circus of almost two years ago with the Sala V law.

Canadian journalist refused entry

While our c̶a̶p̶o̶ ̶d̶i̶ ̶m̶a̶f̶i̶a̶ great president Martinelli was babbling in Davos about how Panama has real press freedom, the immigration authorities at Tocumen International M̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶L̶a̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶C̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ Airport stopped Canadian journalist Rosie Simms from entering the country.

¿Qué SOPA?

Disgraced Colombian corrupt intelligence slut Maria Pilar Hurtado yesterday joined the first international cyberwar against internet censorship from her Panamanian hideout - siding with the censors, of course.

Boscolandia theme park closed

Martinelli told Bosco the Clown to resign or be thrown in jail. Bosco then put up a heroic fight by calling in sick and resigning the next day. Consequently, Panameñistas and other political retards are saying this was all a coup!

Martinelli opens 2012 circus season

The best part was towards the end when he directly addressed his ministers, explaining to each one of them how the evil opposition in cahoots with the media would capture them, torture them and rape them in front of their families, just because they can, and how he would do nothing to help them.