Arquimedes SÁEZ“My extortion ring has been vindicated....”
Ana Matilde GOMEZ“I will not pay a fine to delinquents...”
Waiting for the Tsunanama »
So, taking position on the Cinta Coimera for the best view on events as they’d unfold, we noticed our colleague and indefatigable fan Don Winner. He carried a camera and a stun gun; the first to look professional and the latter to defend himself against the sharks he knew would come hidden inside the now imminent freak wave.
What do Martinelli and Uribe have in common? »
Both can’t get reelected. Both have cousins who were arrested for drug-related crimes. Both have escaped the heat themselves – so far.
Bringing down the war criminal Gustavo Pérez »
It looks like Martinelli and his crowd will put their heels in the sand and stick with policy and a police chief that nobody wants. After the vulgar show of sacking the Attorney General this is yet another example that Martinelli lacks the qualities to be a statesman as he clings to his mistakes like a spoiled child.
Complaining underpaid child employees fired »
Ten employees of Comercializadora Agrícola Mr. Agro, S.A., a company in Antón that grows melons for export, have been fired because they wouldn’t stop complaining and making noise.
The Lord of the Sword »
Once upon a time, there lived this great liberator of Latin America, Simon Bolivar. And he had a sword. A magic sword. It could chop off the heads of enemies in one blow and would shine in the dark. Long ago, it used to be on display in Bolivar’s house in Bogotá, now a museum. Then it was taken by the mighty forces of the M19. Then Pablo Escobar, Lord of Coca, put it on a wall in his bedroom. Then there were stories told by the elders that Commander Fidel Castro had it to ward off the hostile forces of evil coming from the North. And today, according to a video posted on the Youtubes, the Farcses have it!
Panama’s police chief accused of war crimes, against Americans »
Our beloved chief of police, key Martinelli ally Gustavo Pérez de la Ossa, was thrown out of the police force in 1990 for WAR CRIMES! Together with Gonzalo “Chalo” González of the feared “Machos del Monte”, he hatched an evil plan to take US civilians hostage in the Marriott hotel
Hugo Chavez, Michenelli, Police gizmos »
Chavez thinks Micheletti is the president of Panama, the police gizmo’s end is near, and the meaning of “carajo”.
Monte Friesner steals identity of dead war hero for his schemes »
Monte Friesner steals the identity of a decorated WW2 hero to add legitimacy to his scams.
Panama police gizmos don’t work, duh »
The new electronic toys our visionary government bought for the police to check someone’s record on the spot (they call that “instant verification technology”), don’t work. Or better said: The toys itself work, but these geniuses have now found out that it’s a sort of useless if you don’t keep the data up to date.
Gomez case shows vulgar side of Panama »
After illegally sacking the Attorney General, the Martinelli mobsters now refuse to pay her the money she’s due!
Fraudster Monte Friesner closes down Pronto Cash website »
Monte Friesner of the Panama Sailing School has apparently closed down his Pronto-Cash credit card scheme – more info keeps coming in about his criminal past.
Panama joins war, with soldiers we officially don’t have, trained by Colombian killers »
We always thought the Noriegistas of the PRD would bring back the military to Panama. Wrong! Martinelli and his gang are the ones to do it. Panama goes to war. One shoot-out after the other in the Darien province, and now we have real SOLDIERS!
FTA screwed – again! »
In 2007 it was the PRD government of Martin Torrijos which, with the appointment of Noriega-era memorabilia Pedro Miguel González Pinzón as president of the National Assembly prevented the Free Trade Agreement (FTA) from being ratified by the US. Of course our new leader, SuperPresident Martinelli99, couldn’t stay behind. And he succeeded!
Killer bitch sues websites »
Sherina Latorraca first kills a 3 year old boy, gets off the hook because of her corrupt mother, is rewarded with a job at the Ombudsman office, sees her mother rejected for a position at the Supreme Court – and then sues a couple of blogs who call her an “assassin”. Only in Bananama!
Panama will end tyranny of the left in Latin America »
Panama is conspiring with other healthy right-wingers in the hemisphere to have that communist José Miguel Insulza removed as secretary-general of the Organization of American States (OAS) and replaced by a narco-mayor. And we’ve launched an attack against ALBA and Morales and his environmental summit too!
