Waiting for the Tsunanama
On high alert because of the Tsunami warning, your Bananama Republic set out to watch and report on this event live. Of course nobody wants victims, but we ...
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Bananama in pics
What do Martinelli and Uribe have in common?
Well, first of all, they can't get reelected. Uribe tried, but the news is just in that Colombia's Supreme Court, which is not the bunch of yes-men we ...
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Bringing down the war criminal Gustavo Pérez
Pressure on the government to sack police chief Gustavo Pérez de la Ossa because of his unsavory past as a close Noriega confidant and taking American civilians, among ...
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Complaining underpaid child employees fired
Ten employees of Comercializadora Agrícola Mr. Agro, S.A., a company in Antón that grows melons for export, have been fired because they wouldn't stop complaining and making noise. ...
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The Lord of the Sword
Once upon a time, there lived this great liberator of Latin America, Simon Bolivar. And he had a sword. A magic sword. It could chop off the heads ...
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Panama’s police chief accused of war crimes, against Americans
Mega-scoop in El Panama America! Just months after Panama City's mayor tried to appoint a narco kingpin as chief of the municipal police, it now turns out that ...
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Hugo Chavez, Michenelli, Police gizmos
A day of wacky news. First all the media and the blogosphere were in maximum hype mode about a spat between Hugo Chavez and Alfaro Uribe at the ...
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Monte Friesner steals identity of dead war hero for his schemes
Convicted fraudster and internationally blacklisted "businessman" Monte Friesner may soon have to explain to the Panamanian authorities how dead Canadian war heroes can be sitting on the board ...
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Panama police gizmos don’t work, duh
That was of course to be expected. The new electronic toys our visionary government bought for the police to check someone's record on the spot (they call that ...
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Gomez case shows vulgar side of Panama
Ask Latin American expats what they think about Panama and the Panamanians and they will reply, "son muy groceros". Yes, dear readers, our little isthmus has a reputation ...
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Fraudster Monte Friesner closes down Pronto Cash website
Information keeps coming in about the criminal past of Monte Morris Friesner, who heads the Panama Sailing School and the Blue Dolphin Yachting Club and is behind a ...
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Panama joins war, with soldiers we officially don’t have, trained by Colombian killers
We always thought the Noriegistas of the PRD would bring back the military to Panama. Wrong! Martinelli and his gang are the ones to do it. Panama goes ...
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FTA screwed – again!
In 2007 it was the PRD government of Martin Torrijos which, with the appointment of Noriega-era memorabilia Pedro Miguel González Pinzón as president of the National Assembly prevented ...
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Killer bitch sues websites
Dear readers, meet Sherina Latorraca. In 2003 she hit a mother and 3 year old son with her BMW. The child died, the mother is paralyzed. Sherina fled ...
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Panama will end tyranny of the left in Latin America
Lots of plotting and scheming going on by our leaders in heroic attempts to end the tyranny of the left in Latin America. Yes, dear reader, Martinelli embracing ...
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